I got served these LOGS today

by MrYokedOx

16 Comments

  1. asd456lol

    Looks like something Elton John shat out on a platter

  2. UrsaMajor7th

    I’m more-concerned about that gelatinous, um, sauce? 

  3. sanctimoniousmods_FU

    ![gif](giphy|C0GYKFPeOYCaV3kpSc|downsized)

  4. Anyone who cuts green onions like that detests humanity..

  5. Locknlover

    That’s a scallion, not a chive, but still unforgivable.

  6. oldcrow907

    My local restaurant puts not just one but two whole green onions in their apple walnut salad. Like what do they expect me to do with them, use them like chopsticks? I feel so wasteful leaving them on the plate but damn, I’m not gonna raw dog whole raw green onions